Screw You Flash!

Adobe makes (usually) great products. I am a huge fan of Photoshop and Premiere Pro. But the flash player sucks. The flash player is so bad, the flash player is a monkey that shits in a bucket, and then throws shit at you, and then mocks you for being covered in shit....

Magic Dog Door Spawns New Idea!

Plexidoor just anounced a new sliding dog door. It works with an RFID chip (like a ton of dogs have now), when the dog gets close the door slides open. Doesn’t work for other dogs…. Hmm brilliant? Personally I don’t like the idea of a dog going...

File This Under Bad Idea: WASP Knife

Getting stabbed sounds bad… but what if the knife explodes you? What the crap???? WASP Knife does just that. From their website: As divers, we all know what the effects of compressed gas are underwater. Our training teaches us that our lungs would burst from...

Wiiste of Money: Part 2

At E3 (some gaming thing I think), Ninento announced a new motion-plus sensor add-on for the wii-mote. It makes the movements 1-1. Supposed to make control wayyyy better. It comes with Wii Sports 2 (Resort) which won’t work without it. Yay, more addons for the...

I Wasted My Money On A Nintendo Wii

I bought Alanna a wii as an early birthday present, as I thought it would be really fun for us to play together and with friends. Would I go through with the purchase again? Hell no. In fact, I am really tempted to sell it. I am not a gamer by any stretch of the...